Double Clicking the Mouse

One of the people I follow on twitter, msnaughty, posted this awesome video of euphemisms for female masturbation sometime last week I think it was and I wanted to share it and some linkage to other sexy stuff on teh intarwebs. The thing I love most about this video is the totally smug music. It's not pretending to be something it ain't. Hehe...Taint.
Can you guess them all?



I'm going to follow this up by talking about how much I dearly, dearly love and am crushing on the beautiful Violet Blue, who is an author, blogger, sex educator, reporter, columnist, artist and my biggest crush. You should visit her site full o' porn, interesting blog posts, her podcasts and videos and links to multiple places on the web where she is present. And she really is a gift. I look forward to the day I have enough money to buy some of her books - I listened to one of her podcasts on the peak-hour train the other morning where she narrated some Peter Pan themed erotic fiction. It was awesome, and I sat there wondering if I'm the only person who would listen to erotica in peak-hour on the train. I think I probably am.

Here's a sweet listicle from io9.com of 10 authors who put sex in their sci-fi, because I'm sure you all love to read about aliens getting it on as much as I do.

Here's the hottest thing I've ever seen, a Fight Club themed set on Suicide Girls which has a permanent place in my bookmarks list, and my heart. I don't know about anyone else, but I went through a pretty intense Fight Club obsession a few years ago, and I kind of ruined both the movie and book for myself because I read it too often, and spent two weeks watching the movie twice every night. Sometimes in slow-mo.

If you're living in Brisbane and interested in burlesque, head to Scoundrelles in the Valley. A couple of my twitter friends take classes there and hearing all the talk of it makes my heart weep because I seriously cannot afford it. This also stays on my bookmark list for later on in the year, when my all my wishful thinking magically turns into more money!

One for the girls that I found the other day which RULES - you know we all put stuff in our bras, like coinage, bus tickets, paper money, cards, keys, vodka bottles, trinkets, shoplifted goods, bottles of sauce, tissues, deoderant cans and small mammals? Well now you can by a Rack Trap and it fits in your bra real easy so you don't have to go digging deep in front of complete strangers when you lose your $2 coin!

One last link - I was going to do an entire post about my large collection of vibrators, but I figured that might make everyone a little uncomfortable, and normally I'm totally into making people uncomfortable, but I also thought it might make people a little jealous. So instead I'm just going to show you the vibrator that I want more than anything in this world, and maybe, just *maybe* some kind sugar daddy will buy it for me, no strings attached.
BEHOLD, the SaSi!
Watch Zara from ShinyShiny.tv do a review of the most amazing and intelligent vibrator ever created.



So if I end this post by saying - love yourselves and each other - you know what I mean right?